With the recent scandal involving United Airlines forcibly removing a man from their plane it was only a matter of time before someone made them a new commercial, well here it is. Leave it to the great minds at Funny Or Die to splice real life footage of a middle age Asian doctor just wanting to go home ultimately getting a bloody face with the real Unites commercial.

As someone who has had a very unfortunate experience with the airline I am not shocked they suck at dealing with customers but man! You can't allow anyone to bloody your customers. If you don't believe me just check United's stock price.