Balance Beam Trick Goes Painfully Wrong [VIDEO]
You have to know what’s coming here. Come on, a guy on a balance beam? Plus, there is an exercise ball in the mix too? The family jewels are at risk.
If I was going to attempt to do anything beyond simply walking across a balance beam, best believe that I would be wearing a cup. I would definitely be using some athletic support to protect the family jewels. It’s a recipe for disaster to do high-wire act without protecting the, ahh, assets. Know what I mean?
How about the females that start laughing instantly? I doubt you will hear a man laughing right after this exact situation occurs. Men know the indescribable pain that is associated with direct shots to the groin area. Shame on these girls. This guy probably had a stomach ache straight from the underworld to go along with his damaged testicles. You’ve got to show a little more compassion than that.
Brian Noe is the Program Director at 104.5 The Team, ESPN Radio in Albany, NY. Brian also hosts “The Noe Show” each weekday from 1-3pm ET on WTMM.