Ben Roethlisberger to Start Wearing “Protection”
Big Ben suffered a broken nose on Sunday off a hit from the Raven’s Haloti Ngata. Now he has to wear a plastic face guard like the nerdy kid in gym class whose mom insisted he play to fit in. This is on top of having to wear an over sized shoe to protect his broken foot, “like Frankenstein, if Frankenstein could only afford one shoe”.
Man, Its like he did some real bad stuff in the past and he is paying for it now, by looking like some sort of dollar store budget Darth Vader. I don’t believe in Karma, after all “My Name is Earl” was canceled 2 years ago, and that’s all the proof I need. But if by chance karma is real, look for Ben to get hit by Denzel’s run away Am-Track sometime in the 2nd half this Sunday.
People say Ben Roe is some sort of accent warrior, because he is “hardcore” playing with these injuries. Some people say he is a freak of nature and that he is part Mountain Lion. I think he is just shot up on pain killers, and taped so much he could star with Ben Frasier in the Next Mummy movie. And the Only warrior he should be worrying about…… is that Trojan in his wallet.