Brett Favre’s Sister Arrested
Brett Favre’s sister is off to jail for drugs or something. Brett is no longer flip flopping about retirement- it is whether or not to bail his sister out of the slammer.
Brandi Favre (younger and dumber sister of Brett) was arrested this week for the manufacturing of METH, somewhere in the middle of nowhere Mississippi. She was in a condo where they where piecing together their hillbilly martini when the cops busted in and took her down for being in the building.
Now if you think this is a case of wrong place wrong time, this is her third major offence. She was arrested in 1999 for shoplifting. Yup three years after big brother Brett wins the Super Bowl, she gets arrested for stealing Hanes Her Way, from the local K-Mart. Yup that’s a winning move from a winning family. Can’t Brett buy his sister a thong or two of her choice so she isn’t forced to spend the night in the Blue Light Sale Prison?
It gets worst in 1996 she was arrested for “Unlawful Use of a Weapon” in a drive-by shooting at a motel. That’s right this chick shot up a motel while Farve was making a run at a Super Bowl championship. That’s hardcore -some one was muscling in on her turf, so she shot up a Roadway Inn. Like her older brother she was intercepted (by the police).
So this latest arrest is coming off of all that and the most controversial season Favre has ever had. Sexual misconduct, naked photos, unruly family. At This time I don’t think it would be a bad idea for Farve to change his last name to Lohan.