Beware, Bruce Jacobs.  Beware.  With our looming athletic challenge in the near future, I felt it necessary to show ole Bruce Jacobs that I've actually laced up a pair of cleats before.

I would never consider myself to be a great athlete, but compared to Bruce Jacobs I'm basically Bo Jackson.  Bruce has delusions of grandeur.  He believes that he can actually beat me in various athletic and skill-type challenges.

This crazy person, who hosts "Game On with Bruce Jacobs" from 3-to-7 on 104.5 The Team, has actually claimed that he is stronger and faster than me.  I'm going to guess that Bruce runs the 40-yard dash in two-days flat.  I also doubt that he can even bench his body weight.

The man also has the audacity to question my superiority in skill-type events such as bowling, darts, and pool.  Rest assured, good ole Bruce Jacobs will be dominated in these various events shortly.  I'm only curious about what excuses he comes up with.  He can't blame the officials like he did when the Patriots smacked the Jets last month.  It'll be interesting to hear what he comes up with.  That, however, will be the only interesting part of this one-sided challenge.

Brian Noe is the Program Director at 104.5 The Team, ESPN Radio in Albany, NY.  Brian also hosts “The Noe Show” each weekday from 1-3pm ET on WTMM.