Lovely UFC ring girlArianny Celeste is in a new Bud Light commercial promoting UFC 132.  It's kind of sports related.  Sort of.

I've always argued that it's easier to get ahead in life being an extremely attractive female.  You don't have to have any skills.  You don't have to have any real brain power.  You really don't even need to know how to add.  As long as you're smokin' hot, you've got a great chance to still make a good living.

Now, I wouldn't jump to conclusions and assume that the lovely Arianny Celeste doesn't have any skills or any smarts.  I don't know that to be the case.  I do know, however, that if that were the case, she'd still be getting by just fine, thank you.

I love the double entendres in this commercial.  "Submission" and "prefer a man that can go more than just one round."  It's sexual, yet it's still hideously bad.  Somehow, Arianny pulls it off well though.  I wonder how that happened?  Oh, that's right.  She's insanely beautiful.  Funny how that works out.