Dad Lets Kids Roll Away Chasing Baseball [VIDEO]
When your day starts in jean shorts, it's hard to imagine that it will get worse. But such a belief begins with the assumption that at no point during the day, while wearing those cut-off abominations, will you drop your children down a hill and send them careening into a fence.
If you do such a thing, if you ignore what Newton taught us about gravity and abandon your children - and the wagon in which they sit - in pursuit of a coveted spring training grounds rule double ball, your day has indeed, somehow, gotten worse.
And you may need to reevaluate your life.
It's a double, in spring training, between the Mets and the Marlins. Do better, man.