The 5th leg of the Decathlon of Doom provides plenty of memorable moments.

Brian Cady provides some legendary commentating during the best-of-three, 40-yard rash.  The "rash" is a 40-yard dash, combined with a race.  I didn't do a spitting-image impression of Carl Lewis.  I just did what I needed to do to sweep the event and advance to the next round.  I'm up 4-1 with five events to go.  The remaining events are bowling, the football throwing challenge, racquetball, the Wonderlic, and home run derby.  If I don't win two of these remaining events, I'll get a sex change.