One of the best Derek Jeter stories I've ever heard got me thinking about a few random scenarios involving sex with superstars.

A woman who has "been" with Derek Jeter is saying that Jeter arranges a gift basket for the girls that come by to visit him at his New York apartment.  The woman suggests this because she received the same gift basket twice.  Yes, two times.  Jeter obviously didn't remember her from the first encounter.

Inside the gift basket is Derek Jeter memorabilia including a signed baseball.  Awesome.  I love that Derek Jeter considers an autograph of himself to be a great gift.  Sure, it's arrogant, but it's also hilarious.  I can picture Derek Jeter thinking, "Hmm, I should do something nice for the ladies.  I know, I'll autograph a baseball for them.  Boom, there it is.  Nothing says thank you like, 'Derek Jeter #2,' on a baseball."  Gotta love it.

Brian Noe is the Program Director at 104.5 The Team, ESPN Radio in Albany, NY.  Brian also hosts “The Noe Show” each weekday from 1-3pm ET on WTMM.