Dirk Nowitzki Sings “We Are The Champions” [VIDEO]

Nobody is going to confuse Dirk Nowitzki with Freddie Mercury of Queen.  Check out this awful, cro-magnon man rendition of "We Are The Champions."

Dirk Nowitzki was outstanding in the NBA Playoffs.  He had a superb performance in the NBA Finals against the Miami Heat and was named Finals MVP.  However, Dirk is not a great singer.  He's much better on the basketball court than he is trying to belt out a tune.  Maybe we'll critique LeBron's singing ability one day.  Unfortunately, he ran into a player who didn't shrink on the big stage.