Man this chick makes me happy I haven’t chosen a woman to spend the rest of my life with. I would be terrified she was a closet Dolphins fan with the mouth of a trucker, so I'm going to continue to take my free samples from all the ladies of the world and they can keep their creepy love of Jason Taylor to themselves.

 

 

Yeah I bet she cooks and cleans and is super funny, but then you turn on Monday night football and she eats your eyes because B-Marsh drops a TD in the end zone. I can’t deal with super fan chick, she only appears to know her quarterbacks name and here only words of wisdom is “Score a Touchdown”. If I ended up with that I’m pretty sure I'd a be a lifelong member to AshleyMadison.com