Fat Jared Lorezen Is Playing Indoor Football And It’s Great

There are few things in this world that are universally respected and cherished. Fat dudes playing pro quarterback is one of those things.

Jared Lorenzen, lovingly known as "The Hefty Lefty," has always had a reputation for being large and in charge. After going undrafted out of Kentucky, J-Lo spent three seasons as the back-up for Eli Manning in New York. Well, it turns out the former Giant and Colt is still slinging the rock, now for the Northern Kentucky River Monsters, and he's added a couple pounds to his frame.

Well, maybe a couple dozen pounds. Just keep in mind while you're watching this clip, that that River Monster has himself a Super Bowl ring. I guess Kevin Garnett was right...