Heart-To-Heart: USA, Make A Deal With Germany [VIDEO]
I don't know what the specifics are of how to make this happen - Jurgen Klinnsman needs to call up his homeboys with Germany and agree to tie it up on Thursday.
Get it in writing, sign a contract, tattoo it if you need to - but it's at the United States' advantage in every way possible if they don't have to be competitive against the best team in Group G in their final game of the Group stage.
The US is worn out physically and emotionally, and let's not forget - they're not as good as Germany either.
I'm all about being competitive in sports - but not at the sake of missing the knock-out stage of the World Cup.
Be smart, America. Go for the agreed draw.