Kid Freestyle Walks Himself to the ER
I don’t know what’s wrong with kids in America. They are spending all their money on wizards and vampires, and apparently jumping off of Coke machines.
This kid was sure he could land on his feet. Sadly, gravity won this battle – not a belly full of mountain dew and pop tarts – and he face planted in the middle of what looks like a high school.
He wanted to look cool and maybe get a chance to heavy pet a member of the prom court in the back of the snack shack after school, but instead he will be in a full body cast during the hottest heat wave in American History. Ouch.