I've seen plenty of singers throw out a bad first pitch.  However, even Mariah Carey thinks this first pitch by a Korean pop star is brutal.

The girl who attempted to throw this ceremonial first pitch is a South Korean pop star named Jessica.  She is from the group, Girls Generation.  She uncorked a pitch that barely traveled two feet before the ball crashed to the ground.  Jessica's first pitch was actually even worse than Mariah Carey's famous first pitch (below).  That's tough to do.  By the way, Mariah Carey had the same weird mascots next to her too.  On another side note, Mariah Carey looks smokin hot during her awful first pitch.  Just sayin.

Anyway, it's better to be horrible than mediocre when it comes to pop stars throwing out the first pitch.  Right or wrong?  Freakin true.  If Jessica or Mariah Carey simply threw a mediocre first pitch, no one would remember it.  It would just be another dull first pitch.  Nothing more, nothing less.  They gained a great deal of attention for throwing absolutely horrible first pitches.  Like Charlie Sheen would say; "Winning." 

Now, if the mayor, the President, or a male athlete throws an awful first pitch, he'll never hear the end of it.  Heck, if Brian Cady or I threw an awful first pitch at Scotia Little League a couple of weeks ago (video below), we would've NEVER heard the end of it.  This theory doesn't apply to everybody, but it definitely applies to pop stars.

Brian Noe is the Program Director at 104.5 The Team, ESPN Radio in Albany, NY.  Brian also hosts “The Noe Show” each weekday from 1-3pm ET on WTMM.