LeBron Rips Cleveland

LeBron goes back to Cleveland; the King shows all those bitter Cleveland fans what's up. I'm so glad he went off tonight. He left a bad company for a better job.

Why all the hate? Can't we all finally move on now?

Hey Cleveland, your girlfriend broke up with you so move on - she's dating a dude who's much better looking that you and in much better shape than you. On the outside you're mad at the world and don't go to the same restaurants you used to go with her anymore. On the inside you're sniffing her old t-shirts, thinking about the way it used to be. You miss LeBron and the good old days but those days are gone and now your star is JJ Hickson!