Men (Brian Noe) Shouldn’t Wear Patterned Jeans
Today I came to work casually dressed because it was Casual Friday (not a special day for me, people around here are lucky I wear pants at all). It’s days like today you get to see what your co-workers personalities are outside of work. (If they are wearing a Phish T-shirt, they are a pretty cool dude; if they have on a NASCAR shirt they are probably there to fix the toilet).What Brian Noe had on has changed the way I will view him the rest of my life.
I come into work and sit down in Sinkoff’s office to talk turkey about sports before I go slubbing off to my office to play “Angry Birds” and pretend to work till the show (my usual Friday).
During this morning meeting, I see Noe walk by dressed to the Nines like he is a cast member of “The Jersey Shore” at a Metallica concert (the old Lars from Metalica if he was dressed by DJ Pauly D), a nice button up (black) and a nice pair of jeans (black), or so I thought.
Right before I’m about to give a compliment on his whole fist-pumping get up (and make some Snookie remark), he turns around and I see a giant embroidered butterfly on the back of his pants.
Yah kind of like that
Really Noe? Really? You know who else likes butterflies on their pants? My 14 year old cousin. And we are starting to worry about her fashion choices. Noe’s only response to my tough questions was “dude its not a butterfly.” I know what a freaking butterfly is, Noe.
Not a Butterfly
Not a Butterfly
A freaking Butterfly
Case closed Noe…. Go buy some big boy pants.