Long before I had this job I was a board retail employee, selling mattresses, cars, and potting soil all over Upstate New York. It is at one of these jobs where I started drawing movie posters for movie ideas I thought were funny but I didn’t want to write.

Tom Takes Tokyo 

This first one is called “Tom Takes Tokyo”. This movie is about a guy who is super into Japanese monster movies from the in 1950 and 60’s while having a hyper delusional mind.  So Tom Fly’s over to Japan and builds a suite that he thinks looks like Robo Cops armor suit but in real life its just some old boxes and duct tape. Long story short he becomes a national hero in Japan or something and lives happily ever after I guess.

Lincoln II: Rise of Abe 

Lincoln II: Rise of Abe, is the story of a Zombie Abe Lincoln coming back to life to hunt down the people responsible for his assination. His wife brings him back because there is to much riding on the strength of the North in a post a Civil War era. To let conspirators  run around un punished for killing the leader of the free world or something would dangerous to newly reunited America or whatever. Mostly its a romcom between Zombie Lincoln and Mary Todd Lincoln, your classic Girl Meets Zombie Movie.

The Pilot and the Hillbilly 

This movie is a vehicle I put together to save the careers of Randy Quad and Jason Alexander. It’s about a Hillbilly who is mistaken for a Pilot or some crap. The tag line is super funny and the movie would have been the better then “Soul Plane”.  All in all I think it would of made money in a country not made of money.

OOPS, I WENT TO PROM WITH A ROBOT MADE OF GARBAGE WHO LIVES IN A SEWER IN THE BAD PART OF TOWN 

This is your classic teen and robot coming of age tail. You have a Robot who somehow goes to prom and wins prom king and stuff.  This movie could be the new “Porkies” you would just need to give it a chance.  Johnny Five would play the father of the sewer bot that people lovingly call “That Robot who smells like crap”. I think this movie would be bigger then  That Britney Spears movie with Dan Aykroid.

These are just some ideas feel free to draw your own and mail them to me or what not. Alanfish@1045theteam.com