New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was arrested for possession of synthetic marijuana back in November.

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On Friday, the police report was released and detailed a disturbing instance and yet mixed in somewhat of a comical factor as well:

#1 - The woman who called the police claimed that Winslow was exposed and inappropriately touching himself. There were also two open containers of Vaseline.


#2 - Winslow had eight packages that were marked "Mr. Happy" and five bottles that had "Funky Monkey" written on them. Both were tested and came back positive for forms of synthetic marijuana.

One thing to think about - If Seattle and Denver both win this weekend, as the only two states that have legalized the recreational use of marijuana - we gotta believe that multiple containers of Mr. Happy and Funky Monkey will be making their way to MetLife Stadium, right?