This morning I found an interesting Craig's List ad in my email. Here it is, word for word:

Real estate offered on Revis Island. Mike Wallace or Hines Ward will be staying there on Sunday. After that its anyone that wants it. They will tell you once you go you can never leave.

Craigslist.com

It’s currently for sale after the tenants move out on Sunday. I would be interested in the Island but I don’t want to share a house with Hines Ward, He will be staying there on Sunday and according to the sign (can never leave).

I like to watch Revis island from a far, but I wouldn’t want to live there (kind of like Florida, or in a boat house). Stuck living with all the wide receivers he has shut down this season, all the tears from Deon Branch and Reggie Wayne. I mean some of these guys were held hostage this year, on national TV, and developed Stockholm syndrome. I love Revis as much as the next guy, but come on. All in all I don’t know if they would make the best roommates.

To the Jet fan that wrote this, I salute you. You have used 21st century tools in a hilarious effective way.