Rex Ryan Mandate: Don’t Help Your Wife

After a nasty loss to the pathetic Steelers last weekend and now looking at the 5-1 New England Patriots for this Sunday's matchup, Jets head coach Rex Ryan knows that his team has their work cut out for them.

Ryan has never been one to have a lack of entertaining thoughts and apparently he had some of that when he addressed the team earlier this week with his demand of how the players should prepare their bodies for Sunday's game.

Newly signed kickoff return specialist Josh Cribbs told this to ESPNNewyYork.com:

“I saw it in his eyes in the team meeting. He really wants this game. I can tell he really wants this game. He was like, 'Rest your legs and go home. Don’t do nothing for your wife. Say: 'Baby, next week. I’m going to do it next week. I’m going to take out the trash next week. I’ll take the kids to practice next week. But I’ve got to rest for this game.' I’m going to tell him to put it on paper, so when I give it to my wife, I can be like, 'Hey, Rex said that I don’t got to take out the trash.’ So he might get a call from my wife.”

Who the hell knows if Cribbs is going to be able to perform on the field like his old dangerous self but off the field and in the media? The addition of Cribbs is already paying off!