Let's be honest, we all have a favorite Eminem song. 

Admit it - you love the song, "Lose Yourself" which played at the end of the movie, 8 Mile.  You're a huge fan of the "Without Me" video. 

But my favorite Eminem song is a pretty obscure track - "Cum on Everybody" from "The Slim Shady" LP in 1999.

It's just a great dance beat with a extremely catchy hook, "Cum On Everybody get down tonight....come on everybody get down tonight..."

 

 Not only that but the lyrics are hysterical:

  • Women all grabbin at my shishkabob
    Bought Lauryn Hill's tape so her kids could starve

    • I don't even know what the 2nd line means but I think that's just funny.
  • I'm bored out of my gourd -- so I took a hammer
    and nailed my foot to the floorboard of my Ford
    Guess I'm just a sick sick bastard
    who's one sandwich short of a picnic basket
    One Excederin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet

    • I don't know about you, but this is what I feel like doing when I've got nothing to do.
  • Cause they think that I'm a motherfuckin Beastie Boy
    So I told em I was Mike D
    They was like, "Gee I don't know, he might be!"
    I told em, "Meet me at Kid Rock's next concert.

    • Anytime you can combine 2 of my favorite groups in the same paragraph, it's immediately worthy of greatness.
  • So just remember when I bomb your set
    Yo, I only cuss to make your mom upset

    • Why is this line so great?  Because Eminem just flat out admits that he's only rapping about stuff to make the "establishment mad.

Eminem might have tons of hits over the years, but you've got to agree with me here - "Come On Everybody".  Check out the song.  Some language here - perhaps NSFW.