Fantasy football is fun; I play it, I enjoy. That said fantasy football is not necessarily the coolest, most impressive thing in the world. No one has ever gotten laid because of how well managed their fantasy football team is.

I’d like to think that no one has ever gotten laid for knowing all the words to an Asher Roth song either, but sadly I’m sure there’s a young woman who made a regrettable Halloween party decision during her freshman year at Florida International back in 2009. In her defense, I bet he did a really good impression. Regardless, to take the Roth hit I Love College and make a parody video out of it in which you praise your fantasy skills is certainly a way to guarantee you never get to second base again in your life. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is exactly what this clown did.

Check out this video and make sure that you never, ever in your life make the same mistake that he has…