Stanley Cup Update: Taylor Stevens Will Attend Game 6
The New Jersey Devils have had a very tough time getting any publicity during their Stanley Cup playoff run, because, quite frankly, they're from New Jersey. However, when there is breaking news, we at 104.5 The Team refuse to ignore it, no matter how irrelevant a franchise may be. Especially when there are very large breasts involved.
That’s right; all of you diehard hockey/boob fans can stop holding your breath. Earlier today, as the Devils were preparing to face the Kings in Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Finals, porn star Taylor Stevens tweeted confirmation that she will again be seated behind Peter Deboer and the New Jersey bench. Stevens made headlines in various online circles after her aggressive cleavage was spotted behind the coach during Game 4, a game in which the Devils won. When asked about the “webcam sensation,” Deboer said “"We won the last time she was here, so I'll buy her a ticket." Classic.
UNOFFICIAL REPORT: When asked about Taylor Stevens’ bodacious melons, Devils goalie Martin Brodeur stated that he is a married man and that he “only has eyes for his wife… And his wife’s sister, his brother’s wife, his son’s girlfriend’s mother, and his ex-wife’s new husband’s ex-wife.”*
* The above quotation from Martin Brodeur is completely fictional. To my knowledge the goalie has yet to take any official stance on Stevens or her boobs.