Steelers Fans Aren’t Made They are Born
A Pittsburgh area hospital is helping parents push their poor judgment of being a Steelers fan on their children from birth.
Babies are being born in a hospital in Mt. Lebanon. PA. with a gold and black introduction to the world. The children are born then wrapped immediately in a “Terrible Towel”, talk about taking your fandom to creepy new heights. Nothing screams a future father Ref fist fight is brewing like swaddling your new born baby in team gear.
These kids better have the personality of Johnny Carson if they ever hope of meeting a real person to share their lives with; you know, one with no assembly required. I mean I know grown mean who sleep in there teams bed sheets and showers in behind a Yankee tarp. They seem better adjusted then the guy who is forking over good money so the kid can have a photo he never wants to show anyone.
Remember nothing says good parenting like Ben Rothlisberger.