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Guy Gets DWI; Tells Police It’s Because ‘The Jets Suck’
Guy Gets DWI; Tells Police It’s Because ‘The Jets Suck’
Guy Gets DWI; Tells Police It’s Because ‘The Jets Suck’
We all know that police hear all kinds of excuses as to why people were caught speeding, texting, in an accident etc.  I think it's probably safe to assume that most of the time, a lousy football team isn't the go-to excuse. But one New York Jet fan told cops that he got drunk and crashed his car because his football team stinks.