Today I was up early eating a hearty breakfast reading the internet to get my daily fix of hilarious news when I stumbled across a story so shocking, so appalling, so badly tanned it had to involve the “Jersey Shore”.
Last night on Comedy Central's Roast of Donald Trump, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino was on the dais. He was absolutely horrible. His failure brought joy to the lives of millions. WARNING: The language is bad and the jokes are worse, watch at your own risk.