This Man Wants A Wife In A Bad Way

This dude down in Austin, Texas has created a website (www.sleeplessinaustin.com) where he proclaims that he'll pay anyone $1500 if they find him a wife. Of course, he has 100 stipulations and first, can we take a look at his mug first?

How is this dude still single!? It's beyond me! I'm sure he's busy every summer though. You know, during track season. *Horse Noises*