Tom Brady Tells Fans to “Start Drinking Early”
Tom Brady Reeks of class and possibly beer when he suggest that everyone get good and sauced up for the Patriots home opener against san Diego this Sunday.
Tom Brady: “Get crackin, Start drinking early,” Brady said. When asked if he had any advice for pats fans this Sunday “Get rowdy. It’s a 4:15 game, a lot of time to get lubed up. Come out here and cheer for the home team.” He added.
The P.R. staff has stated that Tom Brady was talking about water and he wants fans to stay hydrated on the day. That’s about as believable as my fat friend’s girlfriend who lives in Canada. I don’t know why he had to ask a bunch of Patriot fans to drink till they soil them selves. It’s like asking super models to not eat pizza, it’s a safe bet that was the plan all along. I mean i’ve seen guys tailgate a wiffle ball game in that State before, i’m sure that had ever intention of getting lit at an NFL game