Earlier today, our man Jay Sanin wrote a piece for "The Team" that had me laughing regarding the New York Jets' inability to score a touchdown in the preseason. The article took a look back at events that have occurred since the last time the New York Jets scored a touchdown back at the end of the 2011 NFL season. It got us thinking about the future, by spinning it like this: what off-the-wall event will happen before the Jets score their next touchdown (i.e. Mark Sanchez goes out on a date with a girl of legal age)?