Man this chick makes me happy I haven’t chosen a woman to spend the rest of my life with. I would be terrified she was a closet Dolphins fan with the mouth of a trucker, so I'm going to continue to take my free samples from all the ladies of the world and they can keep their creepy love of Jason Taylor to themselves.
Alan Fish (producer of "Sound-off with Sinkoff") and I got into a heated debate today. He told me, as a Yankees fan, he couldn't marry a Red Sox fan.
I say he's insane!