sex

One of the best Derek Jeter stories I've ever heard got me thinking about a few random scenarios involving sex with superstars.

Meet Friskey, a SuicideGirl who plays the ukulele and finds electrocution and clown suits very kinky. Finally, a woman that will appreciate our side job as rodeo clowns with taser guns!

Nicole Narain was a Playboy Playmate of the Month in 2002 and has appeared in numerous Playboy videos. She has also appeared in music videos for R.L, LL Cool J, Mario Winans and Fabolous. She competed on the Playmate edition of NBC’s ‘Fear Factor’ and was a patient on ‘Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew.’ Nicole is our crush today for facing her sexual addiction head-on.

Meet JinJur, a SuicideGirl who has a thing for Han Solo, lost her virginity to a pro athlete and loves online flirting. Han Solo huh? Looks like she won’t let just any guy take a peek at her ‘wookie.’

Paola Corvea is a model and sex advisor for Maxim Espanol. She has appeared in numerous magazines and on Mexican television. She is our crush today for actually having the patience to talk to men about sex.

Meet Tarion, a SuicideGirl who loves to be in control, has a sexual fantasy about a nun and some M&M’s and considers “world domination” a hobby. You keep thinking about the “nun and M&M’s” comment don’t you? So do we.

Rachelle Leah began her modeling career for the Ford Motor Company and made appearances on shows such as ‘The View,’ ‘Carson Daly,’ and the ‘Nick And Jessica Variety Show.’ At the age of 19, her photo was seen on a boxing website by officials at the UFC and she was hired to work as an Octagon Girl.

Roxanne Pallett is a British actress most known for her role on ITV soap opera ‘Emmerdale’ where she played Jo Sugden. Roxanne made her big screen US acting debut in ‘Lake Placid 3‘ which is actually a real movie and not something made up just to get Roxanne in a bikini.

Aryka Lynne is the Playboy September 2011 Coed of the Month and a student at Indiana University. What does she love to do most when not hitting the books? Foam. Lots of foam.

Meet Phoenix, a SuicideGirl who spends her free time looking at women with their clothes off, can’t live without art and thinks everything is beautiful in its own way. That’s great news for us ugly guys!

Katie Featherston is best known for her role in the Paranormal Activity franchise. Katie is our crush of the day for being the eye candy in the original movie, distracting us from the fact it seemed real and pretty damn creepy.

Meet Yankee, a SuicideGirl who loves the New York Yankees, digs a guy with a ton of tattoos and can’t live without a really good bra. Win her over with some Molson Canadian.