I rarely go to the Zoo, but when I do I don't mess with the animals. I remember a class trip to the Bronx Zoo when I was in sixth grade(I think) where we all thought it was funny to flip off the monkeys. One problem they started flipping us off too and we all got busted by one of the kids parents. Year's later I was at a bird exhibit and while making fun of a bird it pooped on me as if it knew I was taunting it. With those bad experiences I still made out better than this poor grandmother.

This Chimp is a sharp shooter with his poo and he nailed grandma right on the nose. I choose to believe all the chimps high fived and celebrated after this shot. I have been asking coworkers all day if they "want to see a grandma get S@#T faced at the zoo."