How would you like this you just get off the field after making a sweet catch, and you run into a demon surely sent to kill you and drag you to hell.

Ok well maybe not a demon, but sure is hell scary. I would be freaking out hitting my self with a baseball bat. You would have to put me on the DL with PTSD or baseball bat wounds, one or the other. What are you going to do when one jumps on you? Huh? Brush it off onto the floor. Yah right that thing looks like Al Davis with lobster claws.