Tiger Woods will be fined an undisclosed amount of money for spitting on the 12th green in the final round of the Dubai Desert Classic.

When I first heard this story, I figured that someone in the upper ranks of the European Tour was overreacting.  I assumed that maybe a bug flew into Tiger's mouth and he had the instant reaction to spat it out, just happening to be on a green.  That's not exactly how it happened.  Tiger opened up and hocked a big loogy right on the green.  Check out this video.

Dan Davis put it perfectly during a Sportscenter update this morning:

Would he have done that on the 12th green at Augusta.  We all know the answer to that.