There are very few things that make me wish I paid better attention in Technology and Engineering classes, THIS is one of them. This guy decided that the squirt gun that changed family picnics forever wasn't big enough and wasn't powerful enough. When I was a kid and everyone had those one colored see through guns that you had to lay on their side in the pool and hope for bubbles to fill. Then the revolution happened. Some genius added a removable tank for easy filling and a pump to add water pressure. GAME CHANGER!

For this guy that's not enough. He made the world's largest Super Soaker. It breaks glass, cuts melons in half and makes people run for their lives. I need one of these REALLY BAD.