Bubble Gum Bandit Arrested
The people of Colonie are finally safe. The "Bubble gum bandit" who stole gum, among other things, from Market Bistro he has finally been arrested in Brooklyn.
The Bubble Gum Bandit would allegedly steal things and resell them to small corner stores. The Colonie police stood in front of a table of juicy fruit, skittles, and mints proudly showing their incredible police work.
Odds are currenty 2-1 that the Bubble Gum Bandit will get his ass kicked by other inmates when he gets to the Albany County Jail. He is being held on $15,000 bail, but they will take some Uncle Sam candies in leiu of cash.