Andy Roddick Does Humpty Dance [VIDEO]
Ahh, white guys doing the Humpty Dance. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.
You might be asking yourself, “How the hell did Andy Roddick end up with the lovely Brooklyn Decker?” The same question was running through my head. I’ll say this though; we’ve got a white guy doing his rendition of the “Humpty Dance” while wearing an obnoxious Christmas sweater who is actually attracting attention. That’s your answer right there. Brooklyn, and the ladies, love a guy that can attract attention. If you’re famous and also attracting attention, fugeddaboudit! You’ve got it made in the shade. Go on with your bad, Christmas-sweater-wearing. forehand-smashing. famous self, Roddick.
By the way, the guy with Roddick is Bobby Bones. He hosts a radio show in Austin, TX. I’m sure he gets chicks too based on the attracting-attention theory. Just sayin.
Brian Noe is the Program Director at 104.5 The Team, ESPN Radio in Albany, NY. Brian also hosts “The Noe Show” each weekday from 1-3pm ET on WTMM.