Brian Noe Must Have Been Pretty Cool In College
One of Brian Noe’s college “friends” emailed me a clip of Noe looking like some sort of vagrant. I can’t tell if is homeless, or is just a hairy guy who loves his over sized coat.
Look at this guy; he looks like the kind of guy security finds stuffed in a garbage can after a Metallica concert. He looks like he may or may not know where I can pick up some stolen hub caps.
I like the part where it’s like “You’ll never wake up alone” and he is sleeping on a couch. Congrats, you tricked a woman into spending the night with you even though you look like a Slipknot Roadie in training. But bro - you still sleep on a couch. I think to moral of the story is that if you wear a giant coat, women won’t notice your poor decisions in facial hair.