John Wall threw a ceremonial first pitch that was 10 times worse than Mariah Carey's.

John Wall threw out the first pitch at the Nationals-Orioles game on Friday night.  His pitch was worse than Mariah Carey's first pitch for a few reasons.  John Wall is actually an athlete.  John Wall wasn't wearing heals.  John Wall played high school baseball.  Sure, Mariah's first pitch was ridiculously bad too, but she's not an athlete.  Shame on Mr. Wall.