Kid Reacts Poorly to Team USA Goal

I have no idea what was going through this fat little kids mind when he decided the only way to let his favorite team how happy he was when they scored was flash his man boobs to the cameras.

This kid must of watched “Goonies” for the first time the night before, because he was truffle shuffling the hell out of Germany. I hope this kid sees himself all over the internet and learn that flashing is reserved for drunk girls with low self-esteem who want a free hat, and not for little boys.