New York Man Sells Farts For $85 A Blast
The non-fungible token craze may have gone too far OR finally found a way for me to cash in. A man in New York City has decided to sell his farts. After collecting a year's worth of audio clips of himself and friends farting during quarantine, Alex Ramírez-Mallis is ready to cash in. He's selling NFT versions of his farts for as much as $85. I don't know about you but after all the corned beef, cabbage and Guinness I ingested on St Paddy's Day I think I'm about to be a millionaire if this business model passes the smell test.
Ramirez-Mallis told the New York Post “If people are selling digital art and GIFs, why not sell farts?” There's a 52 minute "Master Collection" with a top bid of $183 and individual farts going for up to $85 per poot.
I'm not a big fan of cryptocurrency or NFT so I love this plan. Either this will help people realize that non-existent forms of currency are per insanity or a man is about to get rich for farting. I've always been a believer that "Farts are funny" but now they might just be the valuable production I can build my empire on. I passed about $255 worth NFT gold just while writing this. Take that Mom! All those years of yelling at me to "Do that outside!" or "that's gross not funny!" and "I hope you crap your pants" were just holding me back from my future enterprises.