Super Bowl Party Pointers

Going into this weekend, most of America will be preparing to either host or attend a Super Bowl party. In order to make sure you dont make a fool of yourself, make sure you check out this video, as well as some additional suggestions below: 

1. Have you ever seen a commercial where an animal talks? Yeah, we all have, don’t laugh that hard.
2. If you’re a fan of a team that isn’t in the game, shut up about ‘em. I don’t care that you think that that holding call in the 3^rd quarter of week 6 probably kept you from making the Super Bowl. The fact is that your team isn’t in the game, and you sound like an idiot.
3. Oh really? Soccer is simply better and more artistic than football? I just don’t get it? Leave.
4. Refill the ice tray if you finish it. That’s Party 101, don’t be an ass.
5. If my team is playing (which they are), don’t try and make me watch some YouTube clip during the game. I don’t care how funny you think Frank Caliendo’s new impression of “Fat Tom Brady” is, if you stick a computer on my lap you are responsible for any damage that may occur. Go hang out with the people in the kitchen.