Hilarious Voicemail Message — Guy Wants a Date
So -- somewhere, somehow, this guy David either gets Ashley's number, or is given a fake number when he met her at some bar/club. David really wants a date. Ashley is clearly not into David, or she would not have posted this gem on Youtube. This is a series of calls David makes to Ashley's phone line. This poor slob does not get that he is being rejected and with each call gets madder and madder -- then exploding at her machine on the last call.
I know there are fake numbers like this from "The Rejection line". You can talk to a comfort specialist or hear a sad poem.