According to police, Lance Armstrong is keeping things classy even while in cycling exile.  The former American hero turned disgraced cheater is back in the news, today, due to a December 28th drive during which police say Armstrong hit several parked cars after a night of partying.

Before blaming it on his girlfriend.

On January 12th, Armstrong was cited by police in Aspen, Colorado for speeding and failure to report an accident - though, originally, the former Tour de France winner's girlfriend took the blame, hoping to keep his besmirched name out of the public eye.

Check out more of the story - more of how Lance Armstrong continues to, allegedly, get worse than we ever thought - on ESPN.com.