Time To Find Out What Makes A Levack

I've been watching these commercials where they map your DNA for years now and I finally caved. I ordered the kit and I plan on sharing with you how it all works. Seems simple enough. No food or drink for a half hour then spit in a tube and mail it back. I can handle this!

Some of you may be wondering what took me so long? Well in case you didn't know, I'm a little crazy and love Conspiracy Theories. So here's my irrational fear. What if all these DNA testing sites are simply so the government or some secret evil organization can map all of our genetics for some evil purpose?! Okay maybe I've watched entirely too many movies.

So here we go! I'm going to spit in a tube and track my ancestry. Check back here for the results. I'll share with you whatever I find out and who knows maybe you and I are related in some crazy round about way. That means I can borrow money and crash on your couch whenever I need to. This might be a good thing after all!!!