Reasons To Watch The Browns Vs The Ravens

By just about any measurement tonight's Monday Night Game between the Cleveland Browns and the Baltimore Ravens looks as entertaining as a root canal. So I decided to come up with a few quick reasons you should watch.

1) Seeing sad Johnny Manziel on the sideline wishing for a) forgiveness and b) the beer guy to make his way to the sideline.

2) The Browns are actually favored in this game!!! Don't check your calendars, it's not the 60's! The Ravens have had so many injuries the dysfunctional Browns are -4.5 points.

3) Maybe you're related to someone on the field...in which case I apologize.

4) You just sat down and the TV remote is just too far away to get up. Hopefully you'll be asleep soon.

5) You're in prison and the biggest guy on the cell block thinks it's funny to watch you yawn during MNF.

6) You bet on the game(the only real reason to watch and in this case GO RAVENS +4.5).

7) You can create your own drinking game to go with the game... here I'll get you started:

Drink 1 sip every time the following happens...drink a full drink if more than one happen at once:

They show the injury report.

They show Johnny Manziel on the sideline.

There's a Touchdown(might go thirsty waiting on this one)

Every time there's a 3 and out (far more likely)

Every time Gruden says "I'll tell you what"

Please drink responsibly and remember gambling isn't legal in New York unless on horses, scratch offs, Quick draw, in casinos or whatever other loophole NY has found a way to tax.